The Diary of One, Ace Gordon

[Ace Gordon]

Hm....was expecting her to at least have something down. I wonder if that post count is really what she has?

I would start now, but I can't. Too much distraction going on in the house.

[Ace Gordon]

OH, the deadline is tomorrow. For some reason I was under the mindset of it being midnight tonight. Reading fail. No wonder she hasn't started yet.

I'm going to wait till tomorrow as well. I'm too busy atm anyway. And Sunday is like Thursday for me. I do absolutely nothing.

[Ace Gordon]

1442 posts I currently have

I'm going to go through and delete random posts from my tiebreaker so it looks like I either didn't go....or if she logs on, looks like I deleted my attempt.

Alright, wish me luck soldiers.

Edit: I don't want to add anymore posts to my DR count

So I went....and failed. Well, actually, I did good. I got around 45 minutes on the nose. But I started to think I messed up somewhere since the numbers on each page were different from each other...turns out I double posted sometimes. Nothing a simple delete can't remedy. Which means I probably could have just kept going and would have been fine. Oh well. At least I got some experience in and I'm pretty confident I can do this for a long time. I have 6 albums here to listen to once I give it a go.

I'm pretty sure Sydney already went and has that terrible score of 20 or something. But I'm still going to gun for as long as I can.

[JEFF PROBST]

Where are you putting your challenge??? I dont' see anything.

[Ace Gordon]

I deleted it since I fucked up. If I bump a thread and delete the post I made to bump it, it'll remain bumped for whatever reasons on Proboards.

Gonna try again around 8 PM. Goal is to go all the way till the deadline. Honestly I think I only need to go a half hour to win this, but I don't want Sydney to even have a chance.

[Ace Gordon]

Well, I won. I coulda stopped a long time ago, but I figure I was just going to sit here listening to Trompe La Monde so I figured to just go until the deadline.

In other news: Sydney = Total sweetheart

Never have I had someone be so understanding of me taking them out in a game. Even when it's clear as day where the sides are split, people still act bitter to me.

Syd 12:31 am
(12:31:42 AM): hey ace
KCizzleDub 12:32 am
(12:32:15 AM): Hey. Sorry I didn't get on right away, just didn't want to get distracted
Syd 12:32 am
(12:32:37 AM): no problem I figured as much
(12:32:59 AM): so I am sure it will be either you or I that wins
KCizzleDub 12:33 am
(12:33:13 AM): how long did you go for?
Syd 12:33 am
(12:33:14 AM): I may fall over if it's Tanya, lol
KCizzleDub 12:33 am
(12:33:49 AM): Tanya has 45 posts in her DR, can't be her
Syd 12:34 am
(12:34:00 AM): prolly not long enough, ur a posting whore and a boy called me that distracted me and I had a migraine
(12:34:02 AM): hahaha
(12:34:21 AM): so I am assuming you won
(12:34:30 AM): and it will well deserved
KCizzleDub 12:34 am
(12:34:32 AM): I hear you, my head is pounding
Syd 12:35 am
(12:35:12 AM): I will by no means plead with you to take me to the end, this game has been for fun
(12:35:53 AM): I always play nice and this time did something totally different than me
KCizzleDub 12:35 am
(12:35:58 AM): I really appreciate that, I always kinda dread this part of the game
Syd (sydneyinhell) is available 12:36 am
In challenge hell. 1h and 34m ago Comment
Syd 12:37 am
(12:37:21 AM): i lost my connection so i am not sure if my last went thru
KCizzleDub 12:37 am
(12:37:32 AM): Syd 12:35 am
(12:35:12 AM): I will by no means plead with you to take me to the end, this game has been for fun

(12:35:53 AM): I always play nice and this time did something totally different than me
KCizzleDub 12:35 am
(12:35:58 AM): I really appreciate that, I always kinda dread this part of the game
Syd 12:37 am
(12:37:42 AM): ok, that was it
(12:37:45 AM): lol
(12:37:53 AM): i really am not so evil
Syd 12:38 am
(12:38:08 AM): I, in fact surprised myself
KCizzleDub 12:38 am
(12:38:15 AM): Meh, it's just a game
(12:38:21 AM): I've done far worse things before
Syd 12:38 am
(12:38:29 AM): lol
KCizzleDub 12:39 am
(12:39:10 AM): As long as people take it in stride and we can just have a laugh about it, everything's all good. But when people act like Sally, it just takes all the fun factor out
(12:39:36 AM): Part of the reason why this is my last ORG, people actually having fun in these games is a lost art
Syd 12:40 am
(12:40:25 AM): but whatever you decide good luck, and though you may not believe me, if i do win i would take u because tanya has done nothing to actually derserve to win. I know that i will lose either way and i'd prefer to lose to someone who actually played the game
Syd (sydneyinhell) is available 12:41 am
In challenge hell. 1h and 38m ago Comment
KCizzleDub 12:42 am
(12:42:36 AM): Thanks a lot. I'm just going to be straight up honest with you though since there's really no reason to lie at this point. Me and Tanya actually have had a deal for a few weeks now. The deal I had with you and Ozzy I was just riding to buy time, but it wasn't where my true loyalties were at. But I guess last week kinda made that obvious lolz
Syd 12:43 am
(12:43:15 AM): no biggie, i just know she has jury votes
(12:43:32 AM): tanya had deals with everyone, lol
KCizzleDub 12:44 am
(12:44:25 AM): Questions can flip everything in this thing. My last BB game I had the whole jury vowing to never vote for me but they ended up doing so, you never know
Syd 12:44 am
(12:44:53 AM): and obviously you know i had a deal with ozzy as well, so i didn't really think your loyalities where with us, lol
KCizzleDub 12:45 am
(12:45:03 AM): Yeah
Syd 12:45 am
(12:45:39 AM): i hope it works out for you, i've heard it's split at this point, leaning towards her
(12:46:22 AM): i'd like to tell you you will have my vote, but we will see.
(12:46:34 AM): she may dazzle me
KCizzleDub 12:46 am
(12:46:48 AM): Preciated big time. I plan on going all out on questions and my statement so hopefully I can flip a few
Syd 12:48 am
(12:48:02 AM): well, I don't see her doing much, her best argument is she did nothing and will still sit in the end
(12:48:08 AM): and that has votes
(12:48:33 AM): it will be interesting
KCizzleDub 12:48 am
(12:48:33 AM): I did the same thing really, but I kinda did it on purpose
(12:48:37 AM): Purposely threw challenges and such
Syd 12:48 am
(12:48:47 AM): nah, you did far more than she did
KCizzleDub 12:49 am
(12:49:14 AM): Yeah, I was planning on losing the act at F5, but Ozzy had the HII so I saved it for F4
(12:49:35 AM): Only real bump in the road I see is people holding my previous elimination against me
Syd 12:50 am
(12:50:04 AM): ehh, I don't see the big deal with that personally
KCizzleDub 12:50 am
(12:50:25 AM): kinda a fluke cause of Brad's idol, I only had one vote
Syd 12:50 am
(12:50:36 AM): that sucks
(12:51:12 AM): well, i have great satisfaction in knowing my pretty ass sat sooo much longer than people wanted me too, lol
KCizzleDub 12:51 am
(12:51:32 AM): I don't understand why they're so pissed at you
Syd 12:51 am
(12:51:44 AM): this of course, is saying I even lost this challenge
KCizzleDub 12:52 am
(12:52:19 AM): lol, it would be a kick in the balls if I found out I fucked up in like the first couple minutes
Syd 12:52 am
(12:52:25 AM): hahaha, i am not quite she either? I outplayed them? outwitted them?
(12:52:29 AM): *sure
KCizzleDub 12:52 am
(12:52:40 AM): Just bitter parties I suppose
Syd 12:53 am
(12:53:31 AM): I guess, Adam won't even talk to me
(12:53:49 AM): Yet, I know he lied to me about a vote (or I think I know)
KCizzleDub 12:53 am
(12:53:57 AM): which one?
Syd 12:54 am
(12:54:00 AM): when he didn't have to
KCizzleDub 12:54 am
(12:54:20 AM): I tried to frame him in one of the TC's
Syd 12:54 am
(12:54:42 AM): I don't think he voted for Jamie, he claims Tanya didn't vote for her, yet I think he was the one who didn't
KCizzleDub 12:55 am
(12:55:03 AM): ohhh, yeah I voted Jame in that one obvs
(12:55:17 AM): my hinky was in the Yasmin vote
Syd 12:55 am
(12:55:43 AM): We may have been allies, yet I know he was aligned with Jamie as well because Jamie always knew what Adam
(12:55:51 AM): was doing
KCizzleDub 12:56 am
(12:56:06 AM): yeah, kinda makes it obvious
Syd 12:56 am
(12:56:09 AM): so that told me I couldn't trust him
Syd 12:56 am
(12:56:29 AM): so that was why Adam went with me vote
(12:56:41 AM): we kinda played each other
KCizzleDub 12:56 am
(12:56:57 AM): Even if he didn't, I thought it was a good play to just pick off all the people who thought they trusted you yet were threats
(12:57:11 AM): You and ozzy reminded me a lot of Rob/Amber, except you actually did stuff
Syd 12:57 am
(12:57:58 AM): It was interesting to because nobody knew we were aligned either
KCizzleDub 12:58 am
(12:58:10 AM): from the start?
(12:58:19 AM): I kinda saw it in the early goings
Syd 12:58 am
(12:58:25 AM): pretty early on
KCizzleDub 12:58 am
(12:58:29 AM): ah
KCizzleDub 12:58 am
(12:58:48 AM): Yeah, I figured a lot of people were. Part of the reason why I took the strategy I did. I'm usually pretty aggressive
Syd 12:58 am
(12:58:56 AM): which is why Sally went
(12:59:12 AM): she was trying to vote out Ocsar
(12:59:15 AM): lol
KCizzleDub 12:59 am
(12:59:27 AM): the week she left she was?
Syd 12:59 am
(12:59:54 AM): not that week but she was bringing his name up almost daily
KCizzleDub 1:00 am
(1:00:10 AM): she's an idiot for targeting me then cause I was planning on taking him out too
(1:00:13 AM): and she had an alliance with me
(1:00:23 AM): albeit probably a fake one, but meh
Syd 1:01 am
(1:01:49 AM): lol, which is why it is so funny she was that pissed at me for betraying her
(1:01:56 AM): kelly too
(1:02:15 AM): she had all these side deals going on, yul, tanya
(1:02:26 AM): yet she says i betrayed her
KCizzleDub 1:02 am
(1:02:40 AM): yeah, just mad she didn't get her way
Syd 1:02 am
(1:02:45 AM): lol, i never trusted her to begin with! and i told sally that!
Syd 1:04 am
(1:04:29 AM): the vote i never got was brad
(1:04:41 AM): sally was gunning for him so much
KCizzleDub 1:04 am
(1:04:49 AM): I was never given an explanation
Syd 1:04 am
(1:04:52 AM): i barely remembered he was there
KCizzleDub 1:05 am
(1:05:01 AM): I voted for him like 3 weeks in a row for some reason though

Now why can't everyone act like that when they're about to get DAS BOOT from the game?

Anyway, I'm feeling really confident right now. I know for sure I won now and I will be taking Tanya as I mentioned. Sydney is warning me that half the jury wants her to win, but I don't care.

bigbrother5659.proboards.com

^ Exhibit A. Everyone hated me in this game except one person. I had people vowing they would never vote me, and I even had two people quit the entire thing cause they couldn't stand to see me get in the end. I won 4-1. It's not impossible to change people's mind. And I"m going to do just that.

[Ace Gordon]

lol, fastest bump-off to my disclaimer ever. But I have to say this

ADAM FTW

Hahaha

Well, apparently I have Adam, Ozzy, Sydney, and Yaz now. Plus, Kelly said she would vote for me if I made F2 so I should have all the votes. I'm still going all-out in questions. This is my personal favorite part of the game when I'm hosting and I ain't gonna make it boring for you folks.

[Ace Gordon]

Dear Ozzy,



Sincerely, Ace

Hey fuckhead, there's one winner. Could have taken me out at any chance? Then why didn't you? Oh that's right....I see, cause you wanted a free pass to the final two against the two weakest players in the game, right?

BRAVO! BRAVO! Yes, taking the two weakest threats to th end so you could *ahem* "destroy" them in the final challenges to prove your alpha male superority. THAT'S PLAYING THE DAYUM GAME! Man, Ozzy. I'm so jealous of you. You're just....you're just amazing, man.

....
....
....

Oh wait, no you're not. You did the same exact thing as me only I did it the correct way. You're an egocentric alpha male who thinks LOL DESTROYING the competition in challenges and pounding on your chest deserves victory. THINK NOT MY FRIEN'! Stop gloating about destroying me in a competition I didn't even try at. Stop gloating about being retarded enough to carry someone who would eventually kick your ass in the end.

You suck, you failed, deal with it. Now I will lend you a toenail clipper to reach in and grab every single grain of sand that is stuck in your vagina. If you prick yourself, take it out on a door.

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That should have been my answer I'm disappointed in myself.

[JEFF PROBST]

LMAO!!! Now I know why I LIKE YOU!!!! :-)

[Ace Gordon]

Give it up for Mr. Jamie Newton, ladies and gentleman!

Fuck these butthurt bitches. "Waaaah, Ace didn't win anything, we could have taken him out before!" I'm known for going on challenge streaks in both Big Brother & Survivor. Hell, see that link I posted a couple pages up? Two people quit cause they were convinced the host was rigging due to me winning so much. Man, I'm awesome.

Ok, maybe I'm overexaggerating, but it has a purpose. These meathead challenge whores think challenges mean everything. Well here's some trivia, shitcock. Who is regarded as one of the greatest Big Brother players of all time? That'd be Dr. Will. How many total competitions did he win? That'd be 0. Why? Cause he never had to. He was always in a comfortable position and was able to get himself to the end.

Now am I comparing myself to Will? No. But I'm just pointing it out - unless your ass is on the radiator, there's absolutely no reason to put yourself out there as a threat. Especially with a bunch of insecure jockstraps who take out people who keep them from winning their precious IC.

What the hell is this stupid posting bullshit going to prove? Well, for one, proves it's kinda sad that I have to win three fucking endurances in a row to kinda prove that I was throwing challenges and these idiots were dumb enough to carry me. That's for one. And two....I dunno.... proves that my life is sad that the first few hours of my morning I'm going to be posting for this dipshit?

I almost posted and told him to blow it out his ass, but if these can't get it through their heads, I suppose I'll skullfuck my point down.

No actually, I'm just going to post all the way until I'm one away from reaching his post count. Then I'm just going to stop. Fuck him.

Also, if anyone else gets anymore 'clever' ideas on how to determine a vote, I'm simply posting this and nothing else:

[Ace Gordon]

ace you may stop now you get my vote

Thanks Captain Jerkoff. I appreciate it. (Y)

Fiiiine, I'll be nice. Thank you for the vote, my man

[Ace Gordon]

Hmm...actually starting to think he's trying to fuck me over here. I mean he did origianlly have "do 100 posts" and then changed it to his post count, which is odd since Tanya had substantially more posts than me. Now he's suddenly telling me to stop and doesn't even post in the original thread that he had done so.

Or maybe I'm just overanalyzing shit. I could just finish it, but fuck it.

[Ace Gordon]

Nov 24, 2009 7:17:25 GMT -5 Ace Gordon said:

ace you may stop now you get my vote

Thanks Captain Jerkoff. I appreciate it. (Y)

Fiiiine, I'll be nice. Thank you for the vote, my man

Take this back

Fuck you, Leif Garrett.

[Ace Gordon]

I hope Leif enjoys his Goatse mural and subscription to penis enlargement pills.

Troll me, I troll ya back muthafucka.

Anyway, I'm out for now. I have a funny feeling that Sydney was trolling me the other day too now.

[Ace Gordon]

Lmao.
Kc whatever you did to Jamie is soo backfiring,he told everyone in jury and people said they might switch votes because of your immaturity xD
I told jamie it is immature to vote someone just to be funny when we should be rewarding good gameplay.

You know what? I don't give a fuck. If these people are going to be bitter over something so trivial, then Berries deserves to win this game. I just hope these guys realize that they are basically trolling themselves by voting Berries to win. Me? I don't give a fuck. I made Final 2 which was the goal I had in mind. If I lose, I lose.

Jamie, quite frankly, can go jump off a cliff onto a SUV packed with naked Mexican clowns ready to skin his corpse for use on the production of condoms made for cows. Baaaawwww, Ace sent me a Goatse image, how immature! Well sorry fucktard, but I can't stand people who are too pussy to stand up and be a man about shit. I trashed the fuck out of Ozzy here, but I still respect the guy. Why? Cause he told me to my face exactly what he thought of me. Now I don't necessarily agree with Ozzy's thoughts, but at least he has the balls to say it.

Now Leif Garrett is crying in the jury about how immature I am and leading the troops to vote Tanya. I appreciate his awesome effort, but: