Post by Ace Gordon on Nov 25, 2009 9:30:41 GMT -5
Just to be clear, I'm not an idiot. I know full well what Kelly's question really meant, but I answered it like that anyway or else it would have been a highly sarcastic answer to drive the stake threw my chances.
What did I do in this game? Well I'll tell you what. I'm considering gouging your eyeballs out and skullfucking you. Would you like that? Would that be a good enough game move to earn at least some sort of credit? Everyone's too busy whacking off to Ozzy and how manly and awesome he is. Well, for starters, I fucking took him out bitches. I took out the two biggest threats to win this game single handedly and smoked them both in challenges. Doesn't that count for SOMETHING? So the fuck what if I didn't win IC every week and aligned myself with macho meatheads that I let do the work. It's still playing the game and I still beat all of you bitter fucktards.
I don't care what people say. UTR is still strategy. It's not a strategy I use often at all, but I had to in this game. Anyone who doesn't see that is fucking challenged, man. I feel like clocking these morons with a brick to the side of the head.
Gotta say though, if this game taught me anything: I really, really chose the right time to stop playing these things.
What did I do in this game? Well I'll tell you what. I'm considering gouging your eyeballs out and skullfucking you. Would you like that? Would that be a good enough game move to earn at least some sort of credit? Everyone's too busy whacking off to Ozzy and how manly and awesome he is. Well, for starters, I fucking took him out bitches. I took out the two biggest threats to win this game single handedly and smoked them both in challenges. Doesn't that count for SOMETHING? So the fuck what if I didn't win IC every week and aligned myself with macho meatheads that I let do the work. It's still playing the game and I still beat all of you bitter fucktards.
I don't care what people say. UTR is still strategy. It's not a strategy I use often at all, but I had to in this game. Anyone who doesn't see that is fucking challenged, man. I feel like clocking these morons with a brick to the side of the head.
Gotta say though, if this game taught me anything: I really, really chose the right time to stop playing these things.